Welcome to the Jank Forge, a place where budget, odd, and undiscovered decks are made! Today, we’re going to have a look at a Modern deck that just recently got a new card as well as a severe price reduction in one of its key cards: Boros Minimum Security.
The point of Boros Minimum Security is to slow down your opponent down and beat them down with your creatures. Now, with this mindset, there are a couple different uses for some of these cards that you might miss out on if you treat this like a traditional prison deck. It’s much more proactive than regular prison decks, so it’s more like a like a minimum security prison.
The first change you’ll notice is that your creatures want to turn sideways every chance they can. Unlike other prison decks, this deck is meant to be very aggressive in its ground game. Cards like Thalia, Guardian of Thraben, Thalia, Heretic Cathar, Ash Zealot, and Aven Mindcensor are really great at combat and they can start hitting pretty hard if left unchecked. Eidolon of Rhetoric is also pretty great during the late game because it dodges a fair bit of removal like Lightning Bolt, Fatal Push (50% of the time) and Anger of the GodsSweltering Suns.
The other change you’ll notice is the rather slim pickings for non-creature spells on tap for this list. These spells are meant primarily for dealing with the creatures that aren’t dying in combat. Chained to the Rock may seem like an odd choice but it’s pretty great early game since you can tap out for a two-drop then get rid of your opponent’s two-or-three-drop on your turn. It is also an awesome top-deck later on since it won’t give your opponent a land which would help thin out their deck. Finally, Mana Tithe is an amazing trick that will throw your opponent off their game because they won’t be expecting it.
Now, let’s talk sideboard. As with any deck, the final sideboard is going to be highly dependent on what is present in your metagame, but I can provide some decent suggestions. For the token match-ups, you’ll probably want to swap the Chained to the Rocks with either Anger of the Gods or Sweltering Suns (I personally prefer the latter). Burn matches will probably make you want to make a similar choice, but swapping for Boros Reckoners instead. Dryad Militants can come in against Storm decks to back up your Eidolons and Zealots. Grafdigger’s Cage is a must against the dreaded Dredge match-ups, as can Watchers of the Dead if you want more creatures. Finally, Affinity already hates Mentors, but you can back that up with either By Force or Abrade (which doesn’t get as much love as it should).
Jay Edwards is an advocate for janky magic combos, and exploring fun and casual Magic ideas. When he’s not contributing columns to A Muse N Games.ca, he keeps himself busy as a Magic Judge. His new column, Tapping Cardboard, will appear here twice monthly so be sure to check it out!